A guy breaks a real guitar trying to play “Through the Fire and Flames.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
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