2008 Vintage: The Guinness

A guy says, “Wait for the settle.” The bartender says, “I’m waiting for your credit card to be approved.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic01/23/2000 01:45This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@DVD_Collector09/12/2004 10:49Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@QuickTime_Viewer06/04/1998 15:47Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Zoolander_Derek02/09/1996 07:16What is this? A joke for ants?

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/30/1996 02:40Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@American_Psycho_P10/25/2008 12:35I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy12/14/2008 16:07You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Keep_Calm_Fan08/26/2007 13:52Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Web_2_0_Fan09/05/2011 14:01This is the future of humor!