A guy shows a photo of his cat. The bartender says, “I had fun once. It was awful.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
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The last city on Earth loves this one!
The future is laughing at us.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
The best thing since version 1.0!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Deal with it. This is gold.