A guy walks in looking purple and collapses on the floor. The bartender asks, “Is he okay?” His friend says, “He just tried the birthday shake from McDonald’s. It’s a 2023 thing. Just give him a shot of tequila to snap him out of it.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Still digging for more humor!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.