He’d catch a grenade for you. I’d probably just run away and text you “u okay?”
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
The best thing since version 1.0!