2005 Vintage: The Google Search

“I searched my symptoms on Google and it said I’m a 2005 Toyota Camry.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

@Discman_Skipper10/08/2007 16:33Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Full_House_Lover04/27/2007 16:25You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Malware_Hunter04/06/2008 21:44Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Construction_Dig03/01/2009 22:14Still digging for more humor!

@Toolbar_Hater12/02/2014 19:32My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@CompuServe_Classic04/14/1996 16:08Premium humor for premium members.

@iPhone_User_0706/27/2003 07:37There’s an app for that? No, just this site!