My doctor said, “I see you’ve already diagnosed yourself on the internet. Would you like my professional opinion, or should I just ‘Like’ your status and send you home?”
Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.