A new search engine called “Google” launched. It’s just a white page with a box. It’ll never last—where are all the blinking banner ads?
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Super green! Hilarious!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
RT if you think this is funny!
My followers need to see this!