“Does that make me crazy?” The bartender says, “Probably, you’re talking to a glass of water.”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sonic 3
A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!