I have a great joke about glue, but I’m sticking to this one.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
One joke to rule them all!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
High five for this joke!