2019 Classic: The Glass Movie

I told her I’m unbreakable. She dropped a plate on my foot. I cried. “Fragmented,” she noted.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

@Angelfire_User02/21/2007 23:59Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Hanson_Fan_9708/09/2012 07:53Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Thundercats_Ho11/20/2007 04:12Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Footloose_Ren01/12/2009 03:31Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Ferris_Bueller12/18/1995 00:06Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Rick_Roller_0711/15/2002 05:50Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@StumbleUpon_User02/02/1998 19:30I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Not_Bad_Obama02/28/2013 20:11Not bad. Not bad at all.