1996 Classic: The Gladys

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

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@Flash_Player_Fan02/11/2010 09:47Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Shrek_Donkey05/06/2012 17:42And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@CRT_Degauss10/18/2014 03:29BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax01/03/1998 21:32I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Fargo_Marge12/14/2005 02:49Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Toolbar_Hater07/26/1995 06:18My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/12/2000 04:43I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!