Why was there a stranger in the kitchen? It wasn’t a guest; it was just a guy from TaskRabbit that Dad hired to “expertly carve” the bird because he didn’t want to mess up his shirt.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Pesto" King Penguin
Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because "Pest...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: Beige Flag vs. Red Flag
Why was the cousin judging her boyfriend at the table? Because in...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
The history of humor in one post.