Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Kid: What’s that?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.