2012 Legacy: The Ghost’s Diet

Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “transparent.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman05/07/2000 08:43Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes01/11/1999 15:25Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Inkjet_Printers01/25/2007 11:04Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Old_School_Frank05/25/2003 15:49We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Afk_For_Laughs04/20/2003 20:44Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Slow_Clap_Guy10/11/1995 22:44...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!