Why was the BBQ “Polarized”? Because everyone had a very strong opinion about the new proton packs and the ratio of slime to comedy.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
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Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!