A guy says he can see the spirits. The bartender says, “Yeah, they’re right behind me on the shelf. $8 a shot.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
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