2024 Classic: The Furiosa Mission

“I’m on a 40-year odyssey of revenge!” “You’re on a 40-minute drive to IKEA. Keep your eyes on the road, Furiosa.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »

"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »

Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »

"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »

"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

@Encarta_User04/09/2014 07:38I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@SoundBlaster_1608/06/2002 13:34I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@MIRC_Ghost02/04/1996 03:55Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Cyber_Security_X11/04/1997 08:52Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Tyler_Durden_Real11/30/2015 14:03Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.