1999 Legacy: The Frog

What do you call a frog that’s looking for a job? An unhoppy frog.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/02/2007 16:44Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Winamp_Playlist05/17/2007 12:14Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Gnutella_User04/22/2008 11:52Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Memento_Guy01/22/2003 02:23Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Flash_Intro_Hater11/24/2006 23:47Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@About_Dot_Com02/28/2007 22:38The human guide to online humor.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair05/31/2000 02:16I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Net_Neutrality04/30/2003 11:00Equality for all jokes!

@Streamer_Pro_9911/10/2006 08:52Thanks for the donation and the joke!