Why is a beer better than a woman? A beer doesn’t get jealous when you have another beer.
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Wish
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The Mid-Life Crisis
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A few months after his parents...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!