Why did 2023 make the “Tank General” cry? Because a $400 drone with a taped-on grenade and a “GoPro” camera proved it could take out a multi-million dollar tank, turning the battlefield into a high-stakes version of a video game leaderboard.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition
In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Space Force" Marines
Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
2024 Archive: The "AI" Targeter
Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition
In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »
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Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
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In 2004, the "Mission Accomplished" vibe officially evaporated, r...read more »
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In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.