Why did the lawyer sue Epic Games? Because his client “invented” a dance move at a 1998 wedding and now he wants a 2% royalty on every virtual V-Buck.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
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The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
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Rare humor found in the deep web.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
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