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2022 Classic: The “Ford-class” Carrier Deployment

Why did it finally go to Europe? To remind everyone that a 100,000-ton “Statement of Intent” still has the best “Signal Strength” in the world.

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid01/22/2015 07:56Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Neo_The_One12/19/2014 14:44I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Project_Mayhem11/19/2014 04:17Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/11/1995 18:34Super green! Hilarious!
@Kill_Bill_Bride04/17/2014 01:46I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Dirty_Dancing_F04/17/2007 03:55Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Ermahgerd_Girl03/23/2001 12:54ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Railgun_Sniper10/13/2005 20:29I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Homestar_Runner08/22/2004 00:40That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Not_Bad_Obama06/05/1996 19:11Not bad. Not bad at all.

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