Why did it finally go to Europe? To remind everyone that a 100,000-ton “Statement of Intent” still has the best “Signal Strength” in the world.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Super green! Hilarious!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Not bad. Not bad at all.