Why did Florida become the center of the universe in 2000? Because it was the only place where people realized that “voting” was actually a high-stakes game of “connect the dots.”
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34 Presidential Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Incentives” Edition
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2024 Classic: The "Blue Wall" Demolition
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2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
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38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition
In 1996, the American Presidency went digital. It was a year of "...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 1999 “Impeachment Trials & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, the Clinton Presidency was about survival and legacy. It...read more »
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In 2008, the American Presidency was a roller coaster that ran ou...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the Presidency was defined by the desert. It was the yea...read more »
2024 Classic: The "I’m Speaking" Moment
Why did Kamala use that line? To remind us that in 2021, she was ...read more »
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In 2019, the American Presidency was a mix of a legal thriller an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Inauguration 2.0 Weather
Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun kne...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Silently laughing in the snow.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.