2002 Vintage: The Flip-Phone Reflex

I told the doctor my ear was sore. He said, “Stop snapping your phone shut with your face. It’s called ‘Motorola Migraine’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@Frasier_Crane03/19/2011 10:30I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Shrek_Donkey05/22/2014 00:37And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Zoolander_Derek02/17/2004 08:02What is this? A joke for ants?

@Hellboy_Red10/06/2015 18:32I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/28/1999 00:40Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Magic_SchoolBus02/15/1995 13:45Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Anchorman_Ron12/05/1999 12:31I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Evil_Kermit_M04/23/2005 06:48Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.