Skip to content
Home » The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 1995 Classic: The Flashlight Ear

1995 Classic: The Flashlight Ear

 How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »
A blonde used only one chopstick...
A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »
A blonde was trying to teach...
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde was asked to spell...
A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
A blonde tried to sell her...
A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
How many blondes...
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to...read more »
A blonde was trying to fix...
A blonde was trying to fix her computer. She asked her friend "Ho...read more »

😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »
A blonde went to the gym...
A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »
43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9902/10/2010 05:49I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Starship_Troopers10/09/2003 03:11I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Hide_The_Pain_H10/04/2002 14:55I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Marquee_Text_Fan05/04/1998 13:45<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Epic_Fail_Guy10/23/2009 08:54This joke is an Epic Win!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.