2009 Classic: The First Flight of the F-35B

Why was the “Vertical Landing” a big deal? Because it’s the most expensive way to park a plane that the world has ever seen.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »

Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »

Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »

In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »

Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »

In 2004, the "Mission Accomplished" vibe officially evaporated, r...read more »

Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »

Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »

Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »

In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »

In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »

Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »

@XFiles_Spooky_M01/12/2012 09:08Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Scream_Ghostface02/15/2009 07:33Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Rewritable_CD04/30/2005 20:55I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Pirate_Bay_9906/04/2012 20:23Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Donny_V_ShutUp02/14/1998 17:52Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Korn_Follower09/23/2003 22:07Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@CompuServe_Classic12/12/1998 22:53Premium humor for premium members.