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2011 Classic: The First “Blackberry” Riots

Why did the UK government want to shut down BBM? Because they realized that a encrypted messaging service was more efficient at organizing a crowd than the police were at stopping one.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link10/21/2009 05:06It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@T9_Texter12/23/2009 02:324-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Yahoo_Directory01/28/2002 03:35Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/25/2004 13:16It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Avatar_Na_vi08/11/1996 21:07I see you... laughing!
@Emule_Donkey12/06/2000 04:30Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Animorphs_X08/20/2011 01:22I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

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