2009 Legacy: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian right-of-way litigation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory12/05/2006 03:23Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Dumb_And_Dumber01/28/1998 06:10So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Hackers_Movie_Fan08/11/2007 15:01Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/18/2002 20:42Super green! Hilarious!

@Search_Scout_9908/25/2001 06:20Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Prodigy_User_X07/02/1998 05:31Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Railgun_Sniper05/15/1996 00:23I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Anonymous_User06/03/1999 20:12We are many. We are laughing.