2010 Archive: The Final Summary

Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a stylus? Just in case the afterlife required a “digital waiver.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/12/2005 11:14Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Scream_Fan_9609/16/2009 22:00What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Napster_Leech04/12/1995 07:07Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Everquest_Solo07/09/2015 08:44Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Viewer_Number_101/02/2015 03:33First! And it’s funny!