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1997 Legacy: The Final Fantasy VII Fever

 I’ve spent 40 hours trying to save the world with a guy who has a sword larger than his body and hair that defies gravity.

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9708/02/1999 11:07Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Zip_Drive_Owner10/01/2002 14:56Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Sion_Partier03/31/2001 07:08The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Project_Mayhem06/14/2010 07:18Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Success_Kid_Win08/28/2009 17:11Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan04/03/2004 11:10Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Android_Bot_9909/22/2004 15:27Beep boop. Humor recognized.
@Filter_Fanatic10/12/2011 20:53This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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