Why was everyone so optimistic? Because we survived the first year of the new millennium, Harry Potter was real, and we finally had enough “bits” in our consoles to see a character’s eyelashes.
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!