Why did everyone feel so “Connected”? Because while the internet was growing, the only way to “block” someone was still to just not pass them the mashed potatoes.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
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I should make a game about this joke.
RT if you think this is funny!