1997 Legacy: The Fifth Element

Why was the tree orange? Because Mom loved Milla Jovovich’s hair so much she decided traditional tinsel was “too 20th century.”

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »

In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »

Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »

Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9507/12/2002 00:15This is why we need the internet.

@Tripod_Member10/03/2004 01:29Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Gnutella_User11/08/2004 22:30Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Bill_Nye_Fan09/02/1997 06:44Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Goldmember_I_L07/13/2014 08:45I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Badger_Badger_M08/04/2014 14:13Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Streamer_Pro_9907/25/2014 22:47Thanks for the donation and the joke!

@Retro_End_User08/02/2008 16:37The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.