I just saw a grown man in a business suit spinning a piece of plastic between his fingers during a board meeting. 2017 is the year we officially admitted we have the collective attention span of a goldfish on caffeine.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.