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I told her I’m ready for the apocalypse. She said, “You can’t even handle a power outage without complaining that the iPad isn’t charged.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

@Lycos_Dog04/08/2009 18:39Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/12/2005 07:53This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@MP3_Encoder11/29/2005 15:07128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Beavis_Cornholio01/17/2012 01:34I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry12/04/1998 12:36In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Netscape_Now_B06/09/2008 19:52I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Hashtag_Master10/14/2010 04:06#funny #joke #retro #90s