What do you call an imposter noodle? An “Impasta.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
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