2006 Classic: The Facebook Public Launch

Why did the dad invite the whole neighborhood to his yard? He heard Facebook was finally “open to everyone.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Nacho cheese.read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan11/05/2011 18:44Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Myspace_Tom11/25/2010 05:05I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Dark_Knight_Joker10/25/2015 20:58Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Mainframe_Manny10/26/2008 03:50Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Tank_Operator03/07/1998 04:06Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/24/2015 03:05I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/04/2012 05:58The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Net_Neutrality10/20/1995 08:06Equality for all jokes!