2010 Classic: The Expendables

A group of 60-year-old action stars walk in. The bartender says, “I’m going to need a lot of ibuprofen and whiskey.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

@Encarta_Explorer01/13/2014 09:11I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club03/25/2007 02:52A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Buffy_Summers_9703/14/2009 17:42Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Toy_Story_Woody08/08/2012 21:52There is a joke in my boot!

@Rugrats_Tommy10/01/2008 04:12A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H10/22/1999 12:22Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Digg_Submitter_0511/21/2001 21:13Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@True_Story_Neil08/03/2014 00:41True story! I was there!