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2003 Classic: The Exit

“See you next year!” “Not if my ‘Health-Plan’ sees you first!”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter02/10/2000 05:384-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Full_House_Lover04/12/2002 21:24You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Zoolander_Blue02/01/2013 23:21Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Backstreet_Fan05/05/2015 16:58I want it that way... the funny way!
@Starship_Troopers11/11/2014 11:31I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/19/2001 23:51Super green! Hilarious!
@Top_Gun_Maverick12/04/1998 14:58I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Pedro_For_Pres10/12/2000 00:02Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Philosoraptor_X12/15/2011 09:21If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Tuenti_Specialist06/21/2001 19:31A classic from the Spanish web too!

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