A man leaves the White House. The guard asks, “Are you finished?” The man says, “Technically, according to my lawyer, I haven’t even started.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
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The Search History
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
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2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
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2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Problem? No, just laughs!
Tapping my way to a good mood.