A man at a bar says, “My wife is an angel.” His friend says, “You’re lucky, mine is still alive.”
Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
That was intense... and funny!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.