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2023 Vintage: The Evil Dead Rise

 I told her there’s a demon in the house. She said, “That’s just the cat, he’s hungry. Feed him.”

Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator01/27/2010 23:34/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Fargo_Marge11/23/2004 13:17Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Rugrats_Tommy02/25/2010 17:14A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Thundercats_Ho10/21/1998 02:35Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Cloud_Computing04/20/2015 18:26Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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