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2022 Vintage: The “Everything Everywhere” Rocks

 I just spent ten minutes watching two rocks with googly eyes have a subtitled conversation and I’ve never felt more understood by a movie.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9605/22/2014 23:08Found a real treasure with this one.
@T9_Texter04/23/1999 21:214-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/13/2002 12:57Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Incredibles_Dash12/14/2006 20:45That was super fast and super funny!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/22/2002 04:57It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Unix_Wizard08/29/2006 12:22sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Broadband_Newbie07/08/2008 21:32Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Champ_Kind_Wham09/02/2015 23:57WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/30/2001 10:23My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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