1997 Classic: The Europe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, YOU’RE a poo! (Still the undefeated champion of 2nd grade)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Encarta_User03/06/2011 22:38I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@ICQ_Flower12/28/2015 18:44The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/31/2015 02:55I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@SpiderMan_Peter12/11/2008 18:19My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione07/23/2004 02:15It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@About_Dot_Com08/04/2006 15:28The human guide to online humor.

@ODP_Editor_9901/18/2005 13:14Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Arthas_Fan_0201/18/2006 11:27Succeeding you, father... in laughing!