2019 Classic: The Euphoria

A girl walks in with glitter tears. The bartender says, “It’s 2019, everyone’s crying glitter. What do you want?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector02/14/2015 06:32This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Binary_Boy02/25/1997 10:0201001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Donny_V_ShutUp03/07/2001 15:47Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Goosebumps_Kid03/24/2015 00:21Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@CompuServe_Classic10/31/2013 06:57Premium humor for premium members.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob03/07/2004 11:30The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Pwnage_King03/05/2007 03:51Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan02/18/2014 22:46OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!