1995 Classic: The Etch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Etch. / Etch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/04/1997 17:59You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy01/20/2006 07:40That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@DragonBall_Z_G09/09/2012 05:28His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@GL_HF_Runner05/12/2003 09:29Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Happy_Tree_Fans08/28/2002 20:02So cute, yet so funny! LOL!