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2019 Vintage: The Endgame “I Love You 3000”

 I just spent three hours in a theater crying over a billionaire in a metal suit. 2019 is the year Marvel officially broke the world’s tear ducts.

Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom10/10/2007 09:44I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Matrix_Rebel05/20/2013 07:38I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Donnie_Darko_8812/21/2006 06:49Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@RoboCop_9008/02/2015 01:52Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/05/2008 06:22Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Challenge_Acc05/16/2005 12:47Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Anonymous_User05/01/1999 21:48We are many. We are laughing.

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