2024 Archive: The Empty Wallet

Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker07/12/2014 08:20It really whips the llama's ass!

@Linux_Distro_Fan08/31/1999 05:57Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Melrose_Place_Fan11/28/2014 01:20Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Goonies_Never_D01/22/2007 17:25Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Rocket_Jumper05/29/2005 12:41This humor took me to new heights!

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/09/2009 01:25Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!