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2003 Archive: The Elf Christmas Spirit

 Will Ferrell in yellow tights eating spaghetti with maple syrup is the most festive thing I’ve ever seen.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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